"The Forsaken"
HN: SACRE MERDE! Tazz is so consumed with beating on AO that he doesnt even notice BigDave standing behind him.
He taps him on the shoulder...Tazz turns and..WHACK! He gets nailed with a hard left by the leader of the Rebellion.
Chainz: Jenna is jumping on BD's back, pounding hopelessy away and here comes Lexus. She yanks Jenna off of him, and pummles away! CCcCCc...CCC..CCCat fight!!!WOOHOO!!!
HN: Get a grip of yourself Chainz!
NO WAIT...I DIDNT MEAN!!!!OH WHO PERVERSE!!!WE ARE ON AIR DAMMIT!!!! PUT IT AWAY PUT IT AWAY!!!!
Chainz: Oh yeah....sorry. Jay Leno is looking worried...He is backing out of the ring...wise move. He wouldnt want to het beating on by all those Rebels. Tazz and Jenna just hada rude awakening in the ring. And Jay is the only one to survive and tell the tale.
HN: dont speak to soon buddy! A fan just grabbed Jay from behind and dragged him into the seats. Where is security?!?! He is beating on Leno relentlessly with a steel chair!
Chainz: Hey! Thats not a fan! That is Bombshell! What the HELL?!
HN: IM SORRY FANS!!!WE ARE DESPERATELY OUT OF TIME!!!GOOD NI...
The sky splits open with a clash of thunder. Lightening bolts all
around and luminates all with its glow.
All the manwhile, down on the ground, a man stands, tall and
mighty, with a lofty air about him. Cloaked in crimson and
sable he stands his ground against the oncoming assault of this
mighty storm, knowing full well he can weather its attack.
But then, a cloud, darker than all of its brothers descends
slowly from the heavens. Ever so slowly it makes its way for
the man on the ground.
Suddenly the could bursts open, and a figure, all alone is
rapidly falling, coming straight down for the man on the
ground.
The man in sable and crimson, who just a minute ago looked
so brave and reslute, is now panicing and running around in
circles like a chicken with its head cut off.
A purple vapor rises up around him, and the falling figure
stoops low over him.
The man goes dumb, and falls, but not on his own accord.
Laughing the figure leaves a note on TAZZES chest.
FADE TO BLACK
"Busy Child" by The Crystal Method blares out the PA system in the
iNCW arena. The 72 fans in the arena at 3:00 am are all sleeping.
Larry Nabisco: What the hell? Here comes Agent orange, but he is dressed
up like...like...Lance Pink! What the...
Chainz: I knew AO was acting a little funny latly but this...this is a little bit
over the edge.
Nabisco: Hmmm...I think AO is just a wee bit tipsy out there as well. He is
stumbling all over the aisle.
Chainz: A little too much like Lance. Hell, he cant even WALK straight
anymore.
Nabisco: Well..he is in the ring now. Lets see what he has to say.
AO: Bonjour iNCW!
I jus wanna say to tazz that...even tho i may smell like frog...and even tho i
may look a lil bit...funny....and even tho i might be jus a bit drunk...but..i can
still kick the merde outta tha losa tazz.
so..tazz, why donchu come out 'ere now in fron' o all thes fan an' we get it
on?
Nabisco: Hmmm...he is dressed like Lance...i hope he doesnt mean...ya
know...get IT on...
Chainz: And what is up with these French references? HE sure is hell aint
Chevy. Now HE is a true competitor.
Nabisco:In monotone: Yes. Chevalier truly does deserve to be in the hall of
fame. A true face like him would never need his stable to job him in. Long
live Chevalier.
A man with a "Knights" T-shirt walks up and hands Nabisco a nice big
bag of...laundry...yeah...laundry.
Suddenly Tazz runs down the aisle with Jenna and Jay Leno.
But, just as they get up to Agent Orange...
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