"The Storyteller"

This was something I attempted back on the 25th of August in 1999. I belonged to a cyber wresting federation back in those days, and was quite proud of myself at the time. I still miss those old days, and the "Creative" side of me that came out in this.
enjoy. or not.


The Writeup. ALL DAMMIT!I am sorry about the abscense of DanDrozzi in my writeup. When I wrote this all last weekend I had no clue he was the ref. The arena goes quiet. The house lights go down to a barely visible glow, and then suddenly the PA system comes to life. "Everybody wants to rule the World" plays as Brain Child makes his way to ringside, escorted by his personal call by call man Festee "The Body". The crowd standing on its feet cheer loudly for the Brain Child, Agent Orange, the Mirror Image of CSlam. As he hits the ring he takes a mic.

BC: Tonight fans, the iNCW will experience something which has NVER before been done here. This Heavyweight championship of the World match will NOT be decided by the mere technical skills of a slammer, but rather on how creative he is with a write-up. You should all be in awe, for you here are witnissing history in the making. That is all. Hit my opponents music.

Rocky enters Festee makes his way to the announcers table, joining "Lord" Alfred Mayes, replacing Toni Jabroni, as "Standing on top of the world" blares over the PA system and Rocky makes his way ringside escorted by several beautiful valets, and the Worlds title drapped over his shoulder. He too takes a mic...

Rocky: At the end of tonights match, let there be no doubt in anyones mind who the better slammer is. Brain Child, you asked for this match, now you have got it!

With that he throws down the mic, and charges at Brain Child with the furiousness of a raging bull. The Match begins Festee: And this match is underway. This should prove to be a most entertaining match Lord Mayes!

Mayes: You got that right Body! We have to members of one of the most promising up and coming stables in Cyberslam today, The Rebellion, pitted against eachother in a winner takes all battle! But this isnt the first time in iNCW history that the slammer they call the "Indy Messiah" has faced off against a member of his own brethen.

Festee: Nope, we can never forget that classic hardcore bout between Mirror Image and Jason Grimm, that was without a shadow of a doubt the most bloodiest, gruesome match I have ever witnessed in my long tenure of commenting in Cyberslam! But enough of that, Lord Mayes, we have got a match to call right here on our hands!

Mayes: And Rocky throws Brain Child into the ropes, leapfrogs over him, and delivers a smashing elbow to the face of the Brain Child. Now he is delivering a series of fists to his kisser.

Festee: Wait, Brain Child grabs Rockys fist. He headbutts the worlds champ! Now he delivers a running clothesline. Rocky falls down to the mat. Brain Child takes Rockys left leg and SNAPS it backwards! He is trying to pop his tires!

Injury prone??? Mayes: Not a bad stratedgy on his part. Brain Child knows that beating Rocky right out is no easy task. That job will be MUCH easier if Rocky cannot get to his feet.

Festee: Brain Child moves him over to the ropes, places the leg up on the lower rope and starts jumping on it, and NO! Rocky moved out of the way, and Brain Child just got HIS leg tangled up in the rope now!

Mayes: Rocky wasting no time, going right over to Brain Childs tied up leg, and now pounding away at it with his good leg. Brain child is striving to free his leg, and he does so. Now the two men are starring at eachother...Rocky levels Brain Child and sends him flying out of the ring down to the concrete floor!

Festee: And he follows him stealthfully like a wild animal slowly closing in on its injured prey. He starts kicking at Brain Childs ribs like a madman! Come on Rocky! That is your stable mate! You dont want to KILL him!

Mayes gives a lesson Mayes: First off Body, this is a match for the Worlds title. You do whatever you must to ensure your victory. Secondly, it was Brain Child, NOT Rocky who asked for this match. He will get what he deserves now. There are no friends in this type of match.

Festee: Thank you for your heart-warming views Lord Mayes. And Rocky continues this vicious assault on Brain Child...but whats this...Brain child is reaching underneath the ring, and is trying to pull something out...IT IS A CONVENIENTLY PLACE HOCKEY STICK! BRAIN CHILD NAILS ROCKY WITH A HOCKEY STICK RIGHT OFF SIDE HIS FOREHEAD! THE SHOT SENDS HIM REELING TOWARDS THE GROUND!

Mayes: See Body, no friends in this match. Both these men want that worlds heavyweight title belt right now, more than anything in the world! They know full-well the price to pay to become champion. Sometimes it includes sacrificing your friends, so you can move one step closer to the gold!

Assault Festee: Listen to yourself Lord Mayes! Can you hear what your saying?! That is a very morbid view on life. Now Brain Child is poised over the limp body of Rocky, and starts bruttaly hacking away at his left leg again, only this time it is with a hockey stick! Oh this isnt good at all Lord Mayes! From here it looks as if blood is staining Rockys pants! He must be cut wide open now. This has to be...

Mayes: Something is happening Body! Someone is rushing down the aisle, with a mask on there face! Could this be the very same person we saw abduct Brain Child last week from the 160 Proof Bar?

Festee: I dont know, but I DO know he is carrying a baseball bat...Brain Child doesnt see him coming and...

WHACK!!!

Brain Child just got leveled with a baseball bat by that masked assaulter! And now he just slivers away into the crowd like a shadow in the night.

Mayes: Both men are down now outside the ring. Brain Child seemingly unconcsious, Rocky down and out with a broken leg. Lets cut to a commercial break.

This aint Nitro! Festee: Uhhh.....Mayes...we cant cut to a commercial break...this is a Pay Per View event...that means we stay with the action, until it has taken its course, whether they are fighting it out, or both knocked out on the concrete floor. What we CAN do is cut to the back until these men gather themselves. Apparently the iNCW Commish, Doc Whiskey has a few words to say.

The camera cuts to the back where the Doc awaits.

Doc: thank you Body! Ladies and gentlemen, what you are witnessing can only be brought to you by the iNCW, the premier indy federation in Cyberslam. When two men of the same stable can go into the ring and give it their all as these two combatents are doing is remarkable! And I just have an inkling that in this match, we havent seen anything yet. Body, back to you!

Back to the action Festee: Ok, we are back at ringside. Rocky is the first man back to his feet. He glances down at this fallen opponent, and looks about him in wonder.

Mayes: I dont think Rocky has any clue what happened to Brain Child. All he knows is that his opponent is momentarily out of action. Now lets see if he properly capitalizes on this oppertunity.

No, he is just standing over his body, waiting for him to come to! This is plain out stupid on Rockys behalf! KICK HIM!!!! KICK HIM!!!! BEAT HIM SENSLESS GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!

Festee: WHAT THE HELL HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU LORD MAYES!?!?! CALM DOWN! Brain Child is slowly getting to his feet now, and Rocky backs off. Brain Child is now standing up, staring at Rocky. Now Rocky is making his way up the entrance ramp into the back. Brain Child though is hot in pursuit! Lets get a camera back there...Joe...do we have one? Ok. In the back Mayes: Hey! Look at this! Rocky has an electrical cord wrapped around Brain Childs neck! Hahaha!!! Looks like he wants the title just a little bit more!

Festee: This is disgusting. Totallyt uncal...

WHO THE HELL!??!!?!??! SOMEONE JUST RAN BY AND NAILED ROCKY WITH A LEAD PIPE! WHO WAS THAT?!?!!??!

Mayes: AN IDIOT!!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?! ROCKY COULD HAVE HAD THE VICTORY....ohhhhh.......DAMMIT!!!!

Festee: Well, that was enough it looks like for the Rebellion. After two run ins, Jason Grimm and Blur have come out to make sure noone else interferres in this match. Brain Child is the first man to his feet now. And he goes over to Rocky and picks him up. He begins to drag him towards the exit from the arena. And the other men just follow.

The great plunge Now they are out on the loading dock...oh no... I hope that he doesnt plan on doing what i....

Mayes: Brain child sets Rocky up at the side of the dock...picks him up and...JUMPS OFF THE PLATFORM WITH ROCKY TUCKED AWAY IN A REVERSE FLYING DDT!!!! THAT IS A 15 FOOT DROP THAT HE JUST TOOK!!!!

Festee: Oh my god! Both men are totally unconcsious now. And it looks like the Rebellion isnt going to follow down...they are going around the long way. Lord Mayes, there is NO movement whatsoever down there on the ground. It looks like both of those men are corpses. Where is Blur and Jason Grimm? I cant believe they havent come to the aid of there two fellow stable mates. What the?!?! Mayes did you hear what I heard?

Mayes: Yeah! This is great!

WHAT?! WHO?! WHY!? Festee: It appears as if Blur and Jason Grimm have just been jumped and beaten by two masked men. Now we are receiving visual...OH MY GOD!!!! THOSE TWO MASKED MEN HAVE JUST REVEALED THEMSELVES! THEY ARE....THEY ARE...

Mayes: IT IS POLISH EAGLE AND PICRONKA!!!! THEY HAVE JUST DESTROYED THE TWO REBELS!!!

Festee: And now they are heading down to Rocky and Brain Child! Oh no...this is not good at all! They will tear those two men apart now! They cant defend themselves. Wait...who is that? Someone is kneeling over Brain Child...ITS PRINCESS LACY!!! ITS PRINCESS LACY!!! AND THERE IS NIGEL AND NILES!!! THEY ARE GOING TO TRY AND WARD OFF THE PIC'ers. And all the while Princess Lacy is right next to her "companion"...

Showdown at the iNCW docks Mayes: The four men are just in a standoff. Who will stike first? It doesnt matter...Niles and Nigel arent slammers! They will be killed! What the HELL!??

Festee: Brain Child is up! Brain Child is up! Lacy revived him! He goes over to Rocky! He picks him up. ULTIMATE TRANQUILIZER!!! ROCKY IS DOWN!!! BRAIN CHILD FOR THE PIN....1.....2.......3!!!!! BRAIN WINS BRAIN WINS BRAIN WINS!

Mayes: OH SH__!!!!

Almost the final... Festee: Brain child is the new champ! And here come the wolves for the kill!They just push the Osborne brothers out of there way. Brain Child looks worried... Picronka goes to take a swing and...

A common workplace necessity.Festee:HE SHAKES HIS HAND! What the hell?! Brain Child has just shaken hands with Picronka and now he hands Polish Eagle a little envelope he just took from Lacy.

Mayes: This is certainly odd...and now the two PIC'ers start beating up on Rocky! And Brain Child is joining in! What the HELL!?

Festee: I will tell you what is going on "Lord" Mayes! Brain Child has just become a Partner In Crime! CRIME PAYS!

And now they are making their way back to the dressing room. They have the gauntlet match to prepare for now. This should be most interesting now that Brain Child is helping Picronka out! I smell a beatdown on the Rebellion!

Scheme Gene, take it away!

THE END...for now
~oz