"Progress"

Agent "00420" Orange sits in his lockeroom watching CSPN. The 9:00am version of SlamCenter is on (he wasnt awake for the earlier showings).

Executive: Today on SlamCenter, its been a long cold night

Footage of blizzard raging outside iNCW arenaChainz: This Knight loses a close friend

footage of Chevalier sending Papion to the CGW

Executive: Was you night as dark as this ladies?

footage of Princess takling about Dark Knight

Chainz: And who is the real "Messiah" of the indy feds?

Footage of Agent Orange and Brain Child locked in a stardown.

Executive: Find out this and all of your philosophical answers today on SlamCenter. Executive: Good morning and welcome to SlamCenter on CSPN. Where you can eat your donuts in peace, be you a bagman in a grocery store, or a lone knight fighting the just.

Chainz: Which gives me a nice lead in to our main topic of discussion this morning. This feud between Chevalier and Dark Knight up in the CBF. That will be the topic today on Wensday Discussion with reporter Wildcat.

Executive: Thank you Chainz. Have you ever gone away on vacation for a few weeks, and come back home to find that you never really left? Well, at least noone thinks you left? That is just the case for Agent Orange, the self-proclaimed Messiah of the indy feds. About three months ago he left the iNCW for the CBF. Upon his leaving, a man known as the Brain Child stepped out of the shadows, claiming to be Agent Orange. After a few quiet weeks, news of this imposter got up to Agent Orange in the iNCW. He promptly asked The Limit for a release in his contract so he could go back to the iNCW and set this imposter in his place.

Chainz: And when he first showedup, things got heated up real quick. I dont believe Brain Child was expecting the true Agent Orange to ever show up again. But then...wahaa! There he was, shoving a mic straight down his throat.

Executive: For the past week or so these two men have gone their seperate ways, allthough wary all the time of the other man, ever ready to defend his right to be called the real Agent Orange. And then last night, a man stepped up and started rolling a rock which could turn into an avalanche.

Chainz: Jason Grimm, who was Agent Oranges old friend, and stable mate, has suggested that Agent Orange and Brain Child square off to decide just who really is the true Messiah. And even more than that, he has volunteered to be the special guest referee.

Executive: We will have comments from the two slammers later on today following Wensday Night Shoots at 8:00est 9:00cent time.

And now for a quick rundown of the other stories in the news today. The slammer known as "Hamboy" has been sent to Slammsville Prison, where he will serve 5 years hard labour for his heinous actions against the iNCW slammers.

Chainz: The new commish in the iNCW has already gotten involved majorly in the happenings of the iNCW. He has told HBK his place, and has already threatened the noted slammer Picronka to mind his p's and q's. And well, Executive, we got to go to a commercial, but when we come back...did you know?

Executive: Agent Orange has won alot of different titles under alot of different gimics, but, can do you know who he beat for his first title victory ever? Did you know, when we come back.

~Oz