"Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds"

Okay, I have a favor to ask of you, and by proxy anyone you may know in the Chautauqua County area wishing to help me out. FYE is running a contest for its employees. When I say FYE, I mean my store alone. The top three people who get the most Backstage passes, and Mail Promo sign ups win a special prize.

1st off: Backstage pass: Pay $25.00 Get 10% off everything (except video game hardware - game systems themselves). Get 20% off on your birthday.

Mail promo: For customers who use their credit card, you can sign up for those dumb free magazine things. How it works? Get 3 free mages for 3 months. Then cancel or continue the subscription. Easy as that. Maxim and FHM (sp?) are both included, so guys...you get to see partial nudity aka side boobs.

So, why should you be cool and do this for me?

The prize is to go for free to Ozzfest. We will set a booth up where we will sell the bands’ merchandise while the B-Stage performers are up. Once the main attractions take up on the main stage, we have full access. Free tickets in the front row, and backstage passes. Were talking photo-ops, autograph signings, the works.

So please; help me out. It just sounds like something fun to do for a day, even if I am not all about death metal. I still like Ozzy, and I am really digging Disturbed. The whole scene is very Anti-Right (Bush).

~Oz