"The Revenge Of Abe Lincoln"

Here is the big one. Oscar Nominations. Lets check ‘em out, shall we.

You know what? I do not give a fuck. There, I said it. Lets look at the list for the best movies of 2005.

“Good Night and Good Luck”, “Brokeback Mountain”, “Munich”, “Capote”, and “Crash”.

I do not care, because I saw none of them. Someday I will probably watch “Good night” and “Munich”.

Here are the 5 best movies I saw in 2005

“Sin City”, “War Of The Worlds”, “Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire”, “Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith”, and “King Kong”.

Now I understand that the Academy will not recognize any comedy, science fiction/fantasy or comic book movie. Fuck you Oscar. Ya know what? Sometimes movies are better than films. Sometimes popcorn and 10 gallon sodas aint a bad thing. Fuckers. Yes I am a little bitter towards the movie industry. The last Oscars I cared about was 2 years ago when Return of the King took home it all.

See, ya did it then, so why not make another exception? or make it the norm. What would you rather see? A western-space opera-samurai movie, or a film about gay cowboys? And couldn’t the obligatory Spielberg nom. be for “War of the Worlds”? Just saying...

I am sure I sound like an uneducated ignorant ass right hick right now, but I do not care. Sometimes I LIKE big fucking explosions and over the top villains hamming it up.

~Oz