"A Private Little War"

Well, I am at work now. I find that as long as I am standing up my back is fine. With that in mind, class should be a blast if my back keeps this up. As promised, here is my first assignment from Brit Lit

Besides the introduction, I have to read: "The Dream of the Rood", and "Beowulf" translated by Seamus Heany.

So, trivia night. As I said, it was cancelled. We did get to look at the questions/answers though. Damn good thing we didnt play last night, we would have been creamed. And Bye Week...I dont know if they would have fared any better. Maybe so, maybe not.

Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition

82. The Flimsier the product, the higher the price

84. A friend is not a friend if he askes for a discount

85. Never let the competition know what you're thinking

87. A friend in need means three times the profit

89. Ask not what your profit can do for you, ask what you can do for your profits

92. There are many paths to profit

93. Act without delay! The sharp knife cuts quickly

94. Females and finances don't mix

95. Expand or die

96. For every rule, there is an equal and opposite rule. (except when theres not)

okay, time to get out of here once again. Send $$$ down south to help out those in need.

when your there I sleep lengthwise, and when your gone I sleep diaganol in my bed

~Oz