"Obsession"

Here it is, 7:47 pm. 1 hour 13 minutes to go. Pissed off customers galore today, and everyday.

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Haji, get your ass in gear buddy, me want team/ me no wait another week/ me want play hockey

just discovered (surprised i didnt think of this earlier) that i have games on the computer. so now i have something other than typing to pass the time up here.

some more lazy ass quotes from me to close things out

Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand."

Homer: [pointing a finger] And you remember

[thinks]

Homer: Matthew... 21:17.

Reverend Lovejoy: [confused] "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"

Homer: Yeah. Think about it.

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Chris Griffin: Hey, birthday dude! You want some ice cream?

Stewie Griffin: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.

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Inignot: Mooninites duplicate, reunite, and unihilate.

Err: Lock in!

[Mooninites create huge laser gun]

Inignot: Was this in your plan?

Err: I don't think it was!

Inignot: Square the Quad-Laser and you have, behold: The Quad-Glaser.

Err: I thought it was Glacier, man!

Inignot: Yes, the Quad-Glacier... that's what I said.

Err: Would you just hurry up and fire it, it's getting heavy!

Inignot: You with all the great plans: you shall not see the next decade. You shall never know that turtlenecks will come back... in a big way.

Err: [off-balance] Would you hurry up, I can't hold it up much longer, my legs are gonna... ow! Damn!

Inignot: ...Fire!

[a huge laser block is fired]

Err: Why they call it the Glacier?

Inignot: Do you want it done fast, Err, or do you want it done right?

Err: I just want it done! Damn! My legs!

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reefer madness

~Oz