Sunday, August 21, 2005

"This Side Of Paradise"

The Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition #12-22


12: Anything worth doing is worth doing for money


13. Anything worth doing is worth doing twice


14. Keep your family close, keep your gold-pressed latinum closer


16. A Deal is a deal (until a better one comes alone)


17. A contract is a contract is a contract (only between Ferengi)


18. A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all


19. Satisfaction is not guaranteed


20. Only give money to people you know you can steal from


21. Never place friendship over profit


22. A wiseman can hear profit in the wind


and because I like you...5 extra Rules


24. Latinum can't but happiness...but you can sure have a blast renting it


25. Theres always a way out


26. As the customers go, so goes the wise profiteer


27. There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman


28. Whisper your way to success


Cooking With Alex


Quick Quesadillas


Serves 2-4 people


Ingredients:4 flour tortillas


1 can of refried beans


1 cup Jack cheese, grated


1 cup cheddar cheese, grated


1 good sized boneless skinless piece of chicken


1 tsp. cumin


1/2 tsp. coriander


1 tsp. salt


sour cream, salsa,avocado, or olives for garnishment


Instructions:Preheat oven to 400 degrees. lightly grease a cookie sheet and place two flour tortillas on it. Spread the tortillas with the refried beans. Slice chicken into strips or cubes. Sauté £hicken in a skillet withsalt,cumin,and coriander till done (about 10 min). Place cooked chicken onto tortillas covered with beans. Place cheese on top of each tortilla evenly then top each tortilla with remaining flour tortillas so it looks like a sandwich. Place in 400 degree oven for 10 minutes or until cheese has melted, and top is crisp. Cut with a pizza cutter, garnish, and serve.



Just did my Fafsa forms online, now I got to come up with another $305.00 tomorrow to purchase my books. Minga but school is costing me. And ya know what? I dont give a damn. I will pay whatever I have to pay.


On the jukebox: Right now I have four albums playing in my computer jukebox. They are "Beware Of Darkness" by Spocks Beard, "Bridge Across Forever" by Transatlantic, "The Hidden Step" and "Waterfall Cities" both by Ozric Tentracle.


Go to Wyatts site and check out the article on the impending oil crisis. Scary; at least in my mind.


sausage links


www.iambored.com


www.greatbigsea.com


www.dreamtheater.net


thats all for now


Frylock: What happened to Meatwad?


Err: He got busted man.


Inignot: For drinking and stealing and smoking in a non-smoking area.


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Master Shake: I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them.



Meatwad: I hear the sounds of wings on the roof. It's the Tooth Fairy.


Master Shake: What, is she coming for your one tooth? She won't, since I'm gonna kick it outta your head while you're asleep.


Meatwad: [starts crying]



~Oz

2 Comments:

Blogger Phish J. Waters said...

Hey man u listened to The Sync. They are a lot like Dream Theater and somewhat like Transatlantic. I really like them. Got a really good Prog Rock feel.

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