"Operation: Annihilate"

Some More Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition

29. Whats in it for me?

31. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother. (Insult something he cares about instead)

33. It never hurts to suck up to the boss

34. War is good for business

35. Peace is good for business

37. If its free, take it and worry about hidden costs later

39. Friendship is temporary. Profit is forever

40. She can touch your lobes, but never your latinum

41. Profit is its own reward

42. Whats mine is mine; and whats yours is mine too

Its time once again for...cooking with alex

Crockpot BBQ Chicken

1 cut up chicken or just your favorite pieces

2 cups barbecue sauce or a jar of your favorite store-bought

Put the chicken in the crockpot and cover with the barbecue sauce. Cook on low for 6-8 hours.

Simple, no?

argh...

~Oz

but wait...it's two more minutes of bonus fun.

Crockpot Rump Roast

1 Tbs. black pepper

1 Tbs. paprika

2 tsp. chili powder

1/2 tsp. celery salt

1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper

1/2 tsp. garlic powder

1/4 tsp. dry mustard

4-5 pound rump roast

1/2 cup water
Mix the spices together and rub the mixture of the roast.

Put the meat in the crockpot and pour 1/2 cup water in.

Cook on low for 8-10 hours.

~~Oz