"Darmok"

Well, Fredonia thinks I am married, according to the Financial Aid letter they sent to me Saturday. I am so glad to know that I got married without having to even attend any sort of service whatsoever. Was I so drunk that I do not remember my own wedding? That’s how I always envisioned it, yes, but no photos or videos or recollection from anyone I know of a ceremony? Or a bitching after party? Damn. I smell a rip in the space time continuum.

~Oz