"Hockey Stars: On Ice"

As many of you may have already seen this show, I will be brief. Last September a new TV show made its debut on ESPN, and TSN in Canada. It was called "Bob Goodenow and The Half-Assed Bargaining Agreements". It debuted nightly against the veteran show "Gary Bettman and the Order of the Richer Than Thou". Both shows jousted for the fans approval, and both lost their appeal after one show. Unfortunately we the fans had to suffer through the horrid shows, both with their predictable plot lines and horrible characters. Ow, they had good characters on each show, but they were never shown because they were contractually obligated to both shows, and therefore deadlocked from appearing on either. Finally ESPN cancelled "Half-Assed", and TSN only showed weekly recaps of the more important plotlines: NONE.

Well, in the most interesting development to those who still care (myself and one Josh Nathan), the two shows creators, Bettman and Goodenow got together and decided on the following agreement. This October, the stars of each show (the stars the fans actually cared about) will take center stage in a totally new show (well a new spin on and old chestnut). It is called "Hockey Stars: On Ice". They got the idea from those uber-popular Disney shows, and from the mega hot ice hockey stars Sasha Cohen and Sarah Hughes. Unfortunately, neither of the aforementioned ladies shall be starring in the show, but Hulk Hogans (for more info see "Hogan Knows Best, and Mr.Nanny) daughter will be singing the National Anthem (American only) at the Tampa Bay shows.

So, stay tuned this fall on NBC, TSN, MSG, possibly ESPN, and Lord only knows whatever stations, for what is sure to be the hit show of the season (disregarding "Lost"- which by the way was what most of the fans in the underground resistance against "Half-Assed" and "Richer" were calling the hope for ever seeing the real stars again).